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You can make this campaign go viral, right? Let’s make a viral video you guys!

In celebration of this widespread ignorance, you can cover yourself in eyeball-themed attire, don googly-eyed glasses, and become one million views for Halloween. 

SOURCE:

6 Geeky Halloween Costume Ideas for Online Marketers - from the Measureful blog.

Logging in to Flickr via yahoo inspires wrath in the office.

Logging in to Flickr via yahoo inspires wrath in the office.

My co-worker wrote me my own asshole song.

She’s just a regular Britt, with a tech startup job.

She’s your average white Philadelphian slob.
She likes blogging, and tweeting, and a bike she can ride.
She’s got an average house with a pitbull inside.
Her boyfriend, her dog, her friends and her truck,
Her feet on her desk, and not giving a fuck.
But sometimes that just ain’t enough to keep a girl like her interested!
Oh no - No way - Nuh uh
No, she’s gotta go and have fun at other people’s expense!
Oh yeah, yeah yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
She rides really slow in the bicycle lane!
While hipsters behind her are going insane!
She’s an asshole! (What an asshole, such an asshole)
She’s an asshole! (Such an asshole, what an asshole)
She types LOL, but she won’t laugh out loud!
She makes hipster jokes, she’s not “part of the crowd”
She’s an asshole! (What an asshole, such an asshole)
She’s an asshole! (She’s the world’s biggest asshole)
Sometimes she wears Danish chairs on her feet
Then she shuffles around saying “Hey, aren’t they neat!”
She’s an asshole! (What an asshole, such an asshole)
She’s an asshole! (Such an asshole, what an asshole)

Maybe I shouldn’t be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe she’s right when we all say she’s wrong…

NAAAAH!
She’s an asshole! (What an asshole, such an asshole)
She’s an asshole! (She’s the world’s biggest asshole)
SOME LIKE IT HOT

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“What,” panted Anderson, “was that?”

His brow was dripping with sweat and he wore a look that said he was both satisfied and surprised.

“I told you you would like it, Cooper,” smiled Bradley, clearly quite pleased with himself.

Anderson was smiling broadly now.

“I honestly didn’t expect it to be so

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I backed SmartThings on Kickstarter.

I backed SmartThings on Kickstarter.

my broworker made me my own infographic. i am a babe!

my broworker made me my own infographic. i am a babe!